Frankly, if I’m the odd one in a group I’d rather be mislabelled than singled out. “All right, ladies – oh, and Dave” like, don’t put me on the spot like that. For the purpose of this exercise I will answer to “ladies”.
There must be something about gender and deodorants I do not understand.
When I was 7 and my sister asked me to pick a deodorant for myself and I picked the strawberry scented one she flipped out and angrily told me in all sorts of details that I should pick one for boys and I could not understand what is the connection between gender and strawberry.
Fast forward nearly two decades later and she’s the only family member I told directly to never be a part of my life ever again (not for this exact reason, there were a lot of them).
No see it’s simple girls smell like nice things like fruit and flowers and guys smell like. Uh. I dunno. Hardtack? Sharks?
